It's only Wednesday and there's already been some decent sized news this week. Like what you ask? Try an internet hoax aimed at resurrecting Keanu Reeves in the Matrix, a car that has an estimated fuel economy of 261 MPG, and the horrors of not accepting a friend request. Let's not forget The Fantastic Four aren't as Fantastic when one of their own dies, and how exactly does your heart react to the multiplayer madness of Halo: Reach?
The Rhythm: The news you didn't know you wanted to know that answers questions you probably never had.